My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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