I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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