You made me cry and you don't even care
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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