About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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