So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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