Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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