There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
im holly from the hills drunk
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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