I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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