One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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