Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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