all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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