Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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