I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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