How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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