I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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