yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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