i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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