She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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