On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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