I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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