I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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