I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
