I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I deserve this hangover.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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