Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Randomize
