She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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