I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
