i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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