Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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