Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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