Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
