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you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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