Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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