this beer tastes like vomit already
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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