Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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