Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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