Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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