It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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