have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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