I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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