remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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