i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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