is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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