let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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