Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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