So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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