Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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