Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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