Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
We left the knife in your bed.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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