So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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