The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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