We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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